i will spell color as kolor and use kurwa jak zimno celsius. i would watch Miodowe Lata on TVP3 Warszawa all night while drinking shots of bimber with my współlokatorzy. i’ll have pańska skórka every day that’s worth 50 złotych. i would go to Plac Zbawiciela every night. i am also more likely to meet raperzy, Mata, Taco Hemingway and the Quebonafide.
i wish i was a warszawiak :(
it’s all cool but I’m gonna study at Uniwersytet Łódzki, get into fistfight with dresiarze under całodobowy monopolowy after buying Soplica Śliwkowa in the middle of the night. I’m gonna catch a tramwaj at Stajnia Jednorożców and go to my friend who is unfortunately a konfederata. We’re gonna drink and go to msza because he is an organista. I want to visit my family in Łódź every sunday, eat rosół and argue about these sukinkoty z wiejskiej. And at every wszystkich świętych and wigilia I will watch Znachor and Ogniem i Mieczem
Reconstructions made from the ancient skeletons found at archeological sites:
The Whitehawk Woman. She lived in England around 5,000 years ago and was buried with great care. She was also buried with a newborn infant, and died aged between 19 and 25 years old. Researchers believe she died during or very soon after childbirth. Her bones indicate she was otherwise in good health.
Adelasius Ebalchus. He lived in Switzerland 1,300 years ago, and was in his late teens/early twenties at the time of his death. His gravesite indicated he came from wealth, and his bones showed he was well-nourished. His bones also showed that Adelasius suffered a lingering infection; archeologists believe he most likely died from lung inflammation.
The Slonk Hill Man was found semi-crouched in a grave near the seaside town of Brighton, England — in the same area as the Whitehawk Woman. Their lives, however, were separated by nearly 3,000 years. The Slonk Hill Man lived during Britain’s Iron Age. The reconstruction artist (an archeologist and sculptor) described him as being “very good looking”, tall, muscular, and in robust health at the time of his death. There were no obvious signs of what caused his death.
The Wari Queen. She was found in 2012 by a Polish-Peruvian archeology team, entombed in an underground mausoleum in El Castillo de Huarmey, Peru. She lived approximately 1200 years ago and died in her sixties. Her bones indicate she led a leisurely life, and her decayed teeth indicate a diet high in sugar (most likely she regularly drank the sugary corn-based beer, chicha). Other artefacts in her chamber suggest she was an expert weaver — a very highly-valued craft.
i think it’s actually hilarious how all the show only people think kaz was so cold and an asshole and all the book people are over here like no that was soft kaz you haven’t seen shit
Kaz Brekker to Ben Barnes probably: you gaslit and manipulated a girl to steal her superpowers, i gave my girlfriend knives to protect herself and sold off my criminal empire to pay for her freedom, you and i are not the same
